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67 votes Grasshopper Review Rating: 4.2 out of 10 based on 67 votes.

Grasshopper

N.Z. Voorburgwal 59
1012 EK Amsterdam

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vibe/decor
  • 4.9
marijuana menu
  • 3.5
customer service
  • 3.6
Location
  • 10.0
Price
  • 6.0
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  • 9.0

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andrewpyrah

andrewpyrah

  • 5.3

2 people like this

Tourist hangout

The huge green lit building grabs your attention as you walk from Centraal Station down the Damrak. A coffeeshop, bar, restaurant and steakhouse all in one building. Seems to be designed for tourists.Marijuana menu: Both the quality and price was a bit dissappointing. The selection is ok but they are... Full details
mngbg

mngbg

  • 4.3

2 people like this

tourist trap just a place to walk away from

it looks vvery nice modern but thats allMarijuana menu: overpriced shit never buy nothing here Service & staff: rude little prick behind the desk if u see this place dont go INSummary : tourist trap just a place to walk away from Full details
Tuckerborr

Tuckerborr

  • 2.3

4 people like this

no one that really knows amsterdam goes here more than once

probly one of the first coffee shops you can see coming from central station, however probly not the first one you want to go in. this place looks cool with a big red button to press for the menu but thats all its got goin for it really.Marijuana menu: i refused to buy from this tourist trap. a friend got... Full details
vivalamerde

vivalamerde

  • 1.0

2 people like this

in my last 8 years of amsterdamtravelling i never was so dissapointed about a shop. but the only thing where they score big tim

decor is ok,the colest thing is the house of the coffeeshop from the outside. This BIG house can be transfomed into smokers paradise, but only with an other owner!Marijuana menu: There was a time in Nl( before there was the €uro) where you recieved 5 gram from the best weed for the price you now pay in... Full details
kram

kram

  • 1.0

2 people like this

Trust me folks this is a place to MISS!

Awful place no atmosphere at all stay well away from this place!!Marijuana menu: Didnt look at the menu had a drink and left as quickly as possible!!Service & staff: Staff were rude and surly and the coffee was served in cardboard cups and the price 7 euros!! Summary : Trust me folks this is a place to... Full details
meshke

meshke

  • 5.3

1 people like this

not a very nice place to go worth a look ONCE and the drinks a can of pepsi 4E absolute rip-off a proper tourist trap

looks nice and comfy nicely decorated with alot of wood and green shit Marijuana menu: PRICEY cheapest was 18E for 1.3 and 7.50 for a small piece of cake and you can only buy pre rolled in packs of 5Service & staff: almost seemed like the staff were being interupted when you order somthing Summary : not... Full details
thekla

thekla

  • 1.7

1 people like this

Tourist trap

Crap! As soon as we walked in we were confroonted by a burly security guard that demanded we buy drinks, even before finding a seat (it was so busy we wanted to make sure we could get a seat first). So rude and off-putting!Marijuana menu: Nothing special at all. Service & staff: Abysmal. Did not stay to... Full details
manxkhaos

manxkhaos

  • 4.3

1 people like this

Touristy and designed to strip you of your Euros as swiftly as possible

Sterile, touristy atmosphere with stylish 'sophisticated pub' decor. Skinned up a spliff after buying a beer and a coffee. No-one bothered me and I managed to relax slightly.Marijuana menu: Expensive. Didn't even give it a second glance because everthing about it screamed 'naaaaaaay'!Service & staff: The... Full details
Lancelot

Lancelot

  • 1.0

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Typical: clean looking place from the outside at the best known street of Amsterdam in front of the Central Station

Didn't like this place when I got in, tourist atmosphere all around. Nobody behind the bar to sell anything. What a welcome!Marijuana menu: I wonder who buys anything here: their prices are sky high.Service & staff: Found the lady who should be doing the selling but was wandering around. They like... Full details
chrisparis

chrisparis

  • 4.7

1 people like this

no realy worth more that an hour loos ok not dissable frendly

hot and crowded in the summer drab in winter younger crowdMarijuana menu: och pricy and no deals to have over 5grmsService & staff: ok when you can get their attentionSummary : no realy worth more that an hour loos ok not dissable frendly Full details
GRASS

GRASS

  • 4.0

1 people like this

music vids on big screen

no atmosphere, vry comercial, looks good on the inside.Marijuana menu: light up screen menu and a hash teller. very expensive and i didnt think what i got was that great :(Service & staff: okSummary : music vids on big screen Full details
Sensa

Sensa

  • 6.0

1 people like this

toilets were small had a burger it was late cold an nasty EAT AT OWN RISK

nice and chilled downstairs. loud and cheesy music ground level. upstairs to play pool Marijuana menu: silver haze was exellent, good selection but a bit pricey.Service & staff: friendly not enough staff.Summary : toilets were small had a burger it was late cold an nasty EAT AT OWN RISK Full details
outlando

outlando

  • 7.0

1 people like this

Good generally, although after a while we did start to feel uncomfortable

Good atmosphere, although the air conditioning blows down towards the tables, which is not exactly conducive to skinning up!Marijuana menu: Good menuService & staff: After buying a couple of rounds of drinks in a quite short time, we did feel as though we were being cleaned up around.Summary : Good... Full details
CarolynDPS

CarolynDPS

  • 5.0

1 people like this

enjoyed the enclosed porch for people watching

enjoyed the enclosed porch for people watchingMarijuana menu: first stop in AMS...didn't know any betterService & staff: Was my first stop after I landed. First time in amsterdam so was a little apprehensive about the purchase. The guy who sold to me sensed it and took advantage of that. Summary : Full details
mistyred

mistyred

  • 1.3

1 people like this

Trap for the tourists. Fake Amsterdam.

Trap for the tourists. Fake Amsterdam.Marijuana menu: Not good at all, I'd smoke nothing if this was the last left in the world. just go round the corner.Service & staff: Service is ok. but it costs.Way? There is cheaper and better a few doors away.Summary : Full details
joss

joss

  • 1.3

1 people like this

A tourist trap.

OKMarijuana menu: Shit, very expensive.Service & staff: OKSummary : A tourist trap. Full details
J_SGuide

J_SGuide

  • 1.3

1 people like this

Nothing great.

Nothing great.Marijuana menu: Some of the most expensive weed & hash I've ever seen. When I asked the dealer he told me it was due to the fact that they are a tourist coffeshop !!! Service & staff: Not great.Summary : Full details
Karencadman

Karencadman

  • 6.7

1 people like this

I thought this was an OK place

I thought this was an OK placeMarijuana menu: Menu OK but a bit limitedService & staff: Barstaff very friendly but dress up and dance behind the bar madly.Summary : Full details
Lambsbread

Lambsbread

  • 4.3

1 people like this

Touristy feel.

Touristy feel.Marijuana menu: Overpriced selection of standard stuff.Service & staff: TouristySummary : Full details
GG

GG

  • 6.3

1 people like this

Very touristy.

For the first timer tourist this is a nice place to start your coffeeshop experience, but for the locals it's not that interesting.Marijuana menu: Very commercial selection.Service & staff: The sevice was very average. The tourists seemed to be enjoying themselves, but they just didn't know... Full details
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This is a decent mid-ranged weed. Great flavour and mellow high makes it ideal for smoking with guests after... go