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04 May 02

Grey Area

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I will definitely go back My 1st time here in 3 trips to A'dam. It was small but not at all as spartan as I'd read. Very comfy, but we must have hit them at a good time in the evening, because we got a table for two and didn't have to wait at all for service.
Marijuana menu: The menu was fine. We couldn't score bigtime on account of leaving for Paris the next day, but we got a pure pre-rolled of their mixed shake which we did right there. It was Electrifying! Returned 1/03, got excellent Grey Mist Crystal and a couple pre-???????
Service & staff: I thought I was going to encounter complete idiots from all the reviews I read. This guy who served us was totally together, and perfectly courteous and attentive. Returned 1/03, same good service, but place packed this time.
Summary : I will definitely go back. Hell I'll go back just for the pre-rolled. If it's good enough for Willie Nelson, it's good enough anyone!...Went back! T'was my first stop in A'dam on my way to the hotel. Full Review & Rating Breakdown
01 May 02

Mellow Yellow

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This place was 2 short blocks from my hotel out next to the Heineken Brewery Yellow is my favorite color. The whole shop and its furnishings and fixtures are bright yellow. It's pretty neat to see, and would have been comfortable enough to hang a while. Not a particularly scenic area.
Marijuana menu: Very diverse menu specializing in good grades of hash. I just needed a pre-rolled and they didn't have any.
Service & staff: Nice welcoming friendly proprietor. Looks like they've got a good variety of snacks and bevs, no alcohol.
Summary : This place was 2 short blocks from my hotel out next to the Heineken Brewery. Wouldn't normally be one's first choice. Still a good place to pop into if you're looking to blow some hash. Full Review & Rating Breakdown
01 May 02

Little

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Not really in an especially appealing area, though not in a bad part of town I had walked past this place a couple times without even noticing it. It's a smallll basement club just downstairs from the sidewalk. Don't bump your head. Not a place I would hang, and I didn't.
Marijuana menu: Bought the pure PP pre-rolled (7 euros) to blow at the hotel the next morning before catching the airport shuttle. Not bad, but we'd had much better during our stay.
Service & staff: Courteous, correct.
Summary : Not really in an especially appealing area, though not in a bad part of town. Just a block north of the Weteringschans circle convenient to the few hotels by the Heineken Brewery. Full Review & Rating Breakdown
I found this place after a long hike on a raw February daay last year This place is a dump on a dismal trashy street.
Marijuana menu: No opinion, did not buy anything, di not even get a good look at the menu.
Service & staff: I was pressured to buy something immediately or get out.
Summary : I found this place after a long hike on a raw February daay last year. I'm going back in April to try their championship Sweet Tooth. Hopefully the vibes will be better. Full Review & Rating Breakdown
This place doesn't get the raves for nothing Good place, but seats are at a premium. If you get up to buy a drink or go to the head, you'll lose your seat. It's cool to sit out on the sidewalk in sunny weather. Popular location.
Marijuana menu: Have had the Super Silver Haze and the AK-47 which are about as good as it gets.
Service & staff: Very courteous and upbeat staff behind the bar and at the dealer's counter.
Summary : This place doesn't get the raves for nothing. It's great, so it's crowded. They cheerfully dealt me 10 guilder quantities, which was nice since I was trying to sample lots of varieties from lots of places. Full Review & Rating Breakdown
I have kind of a soft spot in my heart for this place, and will continue to see what's good there to smoke This is a pretty good setup right on Warmoestraat. Comfortable place to duck into in a sudden shower or if you're tooling around before the other places open up for the day.
Marijuana menu: My first trip in Y2K, they had Bubblegum, that was the best of the entire trip. Went back last year and they had some perfectly decent Northern Lights, but no real connoisseur type stuff. Guess you just have to hit them at the right time.
Service & staff: I liked the service. Nothing warm and fuzzy, but courteous and correct. You get served, and not ignored. They also have beer at reasonable prices and good coffee. I once witnessed the barmaid actually cleaning the house bongs.
Summary : I have kind of a soft spot in my heart for this place, and will continue to see what's good there to smoke. They've been one shop open when I hit town early in the morn fresh off the tran-Atlantic redeye. Good location close to CS on edge of RLD. Full Review & Rating Breakdown
26 Feb 02

Dampkring (de)

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Deservedly good reputation brings in the crowds This place would be great if you could get a seat. I've always had to leave to go sit down somewhere.
Marijuana menu: Incredible choice of offerings. I had their Kali Mist and some Malana Cream hash first trip, which were very good. Last time the Dutch Moonshine Hash was good too.
Service & staff: Excellent and friendly at the bar and at the dealers counter. The place is packed and they act like they're happy to see you.
Summary : Deservedly good reputation brings in the crowds. I'll be staying right around the corner from them next trip, I plan to hit them early and stake out a table for a serious hash session. Full Review & Rating Breakdown
26 Feb 02

Coffeeshop 36

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Definitely worth a look-see if you're passing by on Warmoestraat (and who doesn't at some point) Nice large place with room to move around and places to sit. Good location on Warmoestraat. Real good coffee. Unfortunately no beer.
Marijuana menu: They had an ample menu, but I zeroed in on the Bubblegum Polm after reading the review here. Dynamite. Excellent value. They also had a good selection of space goodies, but I was in a hurry to do the Polm.
Service & staff: Courteous and friendly. They seem to aim to please.
Summary : Definitely worth a look-see if you're passing by on Warmoestraat (and who doesn't at some point). I can almost gurantee you'll be pleasantly surprised. I'm going back for the Bubblegum Polm in a few weeks. Full Review & Rating Breakdown
26 Feb 02

Noon (the)

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If I'm in the neighborhood, I'll stop to pick up some Blueberry, but won't go out of my way, whereas formerly I did Jan '03 most recent trip. Nothing special, but extremely few shops are really anyplace you would want to hang anyway.
Marijuana menu: The Blueberry is still a champion. but not as good as AK 47 from Greenhouse, or good Bubblegum, or even the pure prerolleds from Grey Area.
Service & staff: Last trip Jan'03 after a number of visits there, formerly very friendly, good-natured, nice folks. Now they suck bigtime. I'm convinced the place has changed hands.
Summary : If I'm in the neighborhood, I'll stop to pick up some Blueberry, but won't go out of my way, whereas formerly I did. I don't like the asshole behind the bar. Full Review & Rating Breakdown
Will definitely go back. This is a larger version of their Namaste location, comfortable seating and a laid-back atmosphere. We liked it but were tired and left after a joint and two beers.
Marijuana menu: Always Greenhouse great. We got another "pure-mix" prerolled made from the shake of all their gear.
Service & staff: The barmaid gladly called us a cab on that rainy nite. I think Greenhouse has very courteous and friendly staffs at all three locations.
Summary : Will definitely go back. Full Review & Rating Breakdown
High-priced beverages, crummy smokeables, loud music Definitely a tourist shop. Big and opens onto a well-touristed street. Even though it was crowded, there were seats available, especially upstairs by the dealers booth like the last reviewer said.
Marijuana menu: I guess the menu was varied, but the Orange Bud I purchased didn't make the grade. Maybe I just made a bad choice, but in A'dam, there should be no bad choices. I had most of it left over at the end of my trip and tossed it.
Service & staff: Almost non-existent, although the dealer was friendly enough.
Summary : High-priced beverages, crummy smokeables, loud music. Probably will never go back, although I must say that I saw some large groups of Brits apparently having a good time. Full Review & Rating Breakdown
It's a shame that this outfit has built up such a good reputation, only to have it be eroded quite recently by the actions of ap Alert! Reviews in Amsterdam Hotspots website indicate that several guests have been attacked and robbed by local punks in cahoots with the bartender.
Marijuana menu: Apparently they were set up by the barkeep, and started out trying to pick the guests pockets, when it escalated into violence.
Service & staff: Similarly read the review in the Amsterdam Coffeshop Directory in which the guest was viciously attacked by the bartender.
Summary : It's a shame that this outfit has built up such a good reputation, only to have it be eroded quite recently by the actions of apparently new unscrupulous employees. United - we the stoner nation must demand better! Full Review & Rating Breakdown
01 May 02

Katsu

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This trip I spent much more time in the highest rated shops than ever before Brown cafe style. Faily large and comfortable with good tables and chairs, a coffeebar with stools. Undoubtedly the coolest jazz playing from a good sound system at conversation volume. This is a mecca for the mature smoker.
Marijuana menu: They have a reknowned menu, and had their famous Super Sage on hand at reasonable prices. They also had the last two winners of the Cannabis Cup hash categories, wasteful, can't get the tape off it.
Service & staff: Very courteous. A bit stand-offish at 1st. No alcohol served or allowed inside or out front. We showed up 1/2 hour early Sunday in crappy weather and the guy let us in and served us. They gotta fix that damn TAPE on the hash!
Summary : This trip I spent much more time in the highest rated shops than ever before. Good clean glass bongs. Good coffee and gear. My girlfriend and I both agreed that this was far and away the most comfortable and enjoyable shop of all. Full Review & Rating Breakdown
This was my first trip to the Namaste location We hit them as they opened their door at 10 a.m. last Saturday morning. Had the place to ourselves, so we could appreciate the retro-danish-modern furnishings. Bathrooms blow your mind. This is nicer than their Centrum shop. Music was not the greatest?
Marijuana menu: Greenhouse perfect. We sipped beer and blew a "pure-mix" prerolled which is a random blend of the shake of all their fine gear. This was dynamite! We got lost and had to take a cab to the hotel. Got their fine AK47 too. Always super.
Service & staff: I always get very helpful friendly service from this outfit.
Summary : This was my first trip to the Namaste location. It's a few blocks heading east past the Rembrandtplein, and look farther out on maps than it really is. I'll be back, early before they get packed. Full Review & Rating Breakdown