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55 votes Global Chillage Review Rating: 7.4 out of 10 based on 55 votes.

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Global Chillage

Kerkstraat 51
1017 GC Amsterdam

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vibe/decor
  • 8.5
marijuana menu
  • 7.6
customer service
  • 7.2
Location
  • 8.0
Price
  • 4.3
Overall score?
  • 1.0

CLOSED indefinitely since 2007. This has now become Coffeeshop Happy Feelings!

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JoeBurns

JoeBurns

  • 3.0

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Used to be great but by the end of the run it was a shit hole

By the end of this shop, the place was FILTHY. THe walls hadnt been cleaned in years, the toilets weren't much better and the place was just run-down.Marijuana menu: Unlike the menu from years ago this was very subpar.Service & staff: THe chick behind the bar was totally out of itSummary : Used to be... Full details
wakinyan

wakinyan

  • 8.3

2 people like this

It's my favourite coffeeshop in the whole city, like a home away from home

I loved the decor when it first opened in the 90s. i was there when they were finishing the murals; but lately i must say the decor has been needing a retouch. the music is brilliant. i even named my radio station after it: http://members.soundclick.com/s????????Marijuana menu: a small menu but the weed... Full details
  • 9.3

2 people like this

In few words: A MUST!!

The place is not so big, the atmosphere is very friendly (thx to the staff too), and the paintings on the wall are really... how to say?... superb!!! That's a trip men, GO TRY ITMarijuana menu: Not so extended, but worth to try! My favourite are Bubblegum and Nepalese, but they have also good offers like... Full details
Djalmocheeba

Djalmocheeba

  • 8.3

1 people like this

hmmmm..they could use some new Cd's cause i'm tired of hearing the same shit everyday (yes i sit there almost everyday)....but e

the atmosphere is really good cause it's not that big from the inside.. you always interact with people cause there sittin right next to you... and the decor is MUY BIEN cause it's a bigass wallpainting (really trippy) and it's makes you even more stoned.?Marijuana menu: the menu isn't that large , but (yes... Full details
MichielDeMan

MichielDeMan

  • 10.0

2 people like this

If you want to meet us, come to the Global.

Great decor, they got trippy paintings on the walls and there is a huge tree near the bar. The tables are really spacing and they got candles with nice colours in them.Marijuana menu: Not a great variety, but I looove the Crystal Lady!!! I almost smoke it every day at the Global. I also like the Shiva and... Full details
coolbilly

coolbilly

  • 9.3

2 people like this

look out, we're comming back in June

great walls, nice lighting level (dark), only drawback is the limited view into the street - not that much seems to happenMarijuana menu: great, bought a pure crystal lady by mistake.......good moveService & staff: ......and the lady behind the counter was nice after I smoked the pure crystal lady that I... Full details
  • 9.0

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This shop was our homeshop, cause it was in the street our hotel was.

crazy decor. all walls are painted. turntables(but unfortunately no dj) funny tables.Marijuana menu: Not so much variety of goods, but nice prices!!! Service & staff: Really nice people. Last time I steped in a nice sweet lady attend on me.Summary : This shop was our homeshop, cause it was in the street... Full details
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smoke

  • 7.7

1 people like this

Very different and nice decor with a warm atmosphere

A very interesting wall papers makes this C.shop unique, but the seat are not very comfortableMarijuana menu: Regular menu but enough if you are already stoned.Service & staff: Very nice and patient serviceSummary : Very different and nice decor with a warm atmosphere Full details
bobby_knucklz

bobby_knucklz

  • 9.0

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One must pay a visit to this coffee shop, it has a unique feel to it

Some of the best fresks in Amsterdam. This may lead to antisocialness because you just end up staring your eyes out at these magnificant paintings!! Very Trippy!!!Marijuana menu: A good selection. You must try there hashes!! Sometimes have some decent discounts, and remember do NOT leave without trying their... Full details
GAMBINO1968

GAMBINO1968

  • 9.7

1 people like this

The music has always been cutting edge ambient & trance for the ultimate relaxing Amsterdam exprience

It goes with out saying, you will have a unique ambient experience. Since, 1994 I have always placed Golbal Chillage on the top of my list. Nevertheless, You will find an international progressive crowd coupled with local artists which makes it very uniq???Marijuana menu: Try the high end hashish, you will... Full details
michmich

michmich

  • 7.0

1 people like this

This coffee shop I went to the most caus' the vibe is "chill." However not once did I see the turn tables beeing put to use.

This coffee shop I went to the most caus' the vibe is "chill." However not once did I see the turn tables beeing put to use. A DJ would be an excellent addition to the energy and also I think will make people stay. I know people who go there for ????????? ?????????ð ????Marijuana menu: I... Full details
Echo1

Echo1

  • 8.0

2 people like this

The place was nice, it was just so much so soon

This place is narrow!!!! When I went in there were these VERY Indian tunes, the picture at the wall was a LITTLE scary and everybody around was TOTALLY wasted. It was my first night in Amsterdam ever in the FIRST coffeeshop of my life.Marijuana menu: We asked for something mild (our first night in Amsterdam... Full details
Test_Specimen

Test_Specimen

  • 7.0

1 people like this

very chilled and cozy, a nice place to chat and be stoned.

very cool, chilled atmosphere, full of friendly chatting people.Marijuana menu: not too much on offer, but a selection of very fine buds on offer (try the bubblegum, mmmm)Service & staff: staff of friendly, helpfull, and i must say rather pretty young ladies.Summary : very chilled and cozy, a nice place... Full details
plant

plant

  • 6.3

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too small.nice wall painting

too small.nice wall paintingMarijuana menu: nothing to go back forService & staff: fineSummary : Full details
Native_K

Native_K

  • 7.7

1 people like this

I like this place

Great chillout place! A bit small. With it's very impressive wall to wall 3d-ish highly detailed surround fantasy forrest wall paintings, its obviuos why there's a "no Photos"sign on the door! The benches have little rolling tables attached to 'emMarijuana menu: An OK Menu, go for the weeds!Service &... Full details
J_SGuide

J_SGuide

  • 8.3

1 people like this

If your cool, hip & trendy and wish to meet like minded people a coffeeshop for you.

You feel as if your step into a Tolkin novel, very cool wall painting and a sort of 'new age' hippy feel.Marijuana menu: A large selection but I've had some, iffy hashish from here.Service & staff: Some times with a smile other times with attatude maybe I'm not hip enough!!!Summary : If your cool, hip &... Full details
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WOW! Quite impressed with this gear. I was having a "stress" day, but after I burned one, I settled into a... go

I think this one is a better example of the ubiquitous White Widow that seems to turn up in every coffeeshop... go

I really like bio weeds and this one had all the flavour and smoothness found in a great non-hydro. go

This was a pleasant surprise. I like going into the Global Chillage to trip on the beautiful mural art... go